Smoothielicious

It hit me like a bullet in the back, like a train on a track.

And whoever finds out where this quote is from without google (yes, I know you) will get something.

So I am hooked. I am hooked on soft, flowing, colorful, sm-m-m-m-moothies. Yeah, baby, Yeah! (another quote there… who gets it, hu?)

These beauties for example – well, hello there…

Beautiful little pineapple-banana-fellas. Your beauty is making everything so blurry suddenly…

Woha, what is this? The evil spinach-mango-Master? Actually, very sweet and harmless this guy. Just looks a little scary and toxic at first. But as soon as you get to know him you will realize: smooth and harmless – and actually filled with goodies for you!

Talking about goodies – look what tall, slim ladies are coming around the corner there. I see, spinach guy brought some company… Well this is a dishy one. Whats your name? Black berry banana? Let me look at you…

What a color, uhh, girl, you drive me crazy!

Yes? Oh, cucumber apple? Excuse me? Sorry, but what could you possibly offer me?

Dressed up with mint? Really? Oh, but what is this bottle in the backgr- … ohh, I see where this is going.

Naughty girl you are…

Mingeling with the gin there, aren’t you? Well, filled with goodies – what can I say! I like ’em cold!

Ice, ice baby! (… an easy one, I know.)

– MM.